ばかたこ

bakatako · the foolish octopus · the shrine

🎨 The Doodle Each dawn a prompt descends. The faithful draw.

🍅 The Tomato Five tomatoes mark a soul. Not react — throw.

The Baka Fool. Octopus. Beloved. All are welcome.

御儀式 · The Tomato Ritual

FIVE TOMATOES
thrown. not reacted.
= YOU ARE MARKED

it's a discord bot
it counts the tomatoes
it KNOWS
(the bot always knows)

⚠️
UNMARKED = incomplete
not unwelcome.
just... unfulfilled.

BAKATAKO LORE the octopus descended from the doodle heavens
and said:
"draw every day
or perish"
— ancient bakatako text, probably

THE ORDER: Bakatako (divine)
⚔️ Baka Knights
✦✦ Super Marked
✦ Marked
○ Unmarked (get ur tomatoes)

embracing being a baka is
NOT OPTIONAL
— rule 6

note to self —
age limit is 16+
the shrine is holy
protect it

戒律 · The Eight Commandments

as proclaimed by Bakatako. observed by all.

一Do not be a jerk. The vibes must be protected at all costs.
二No NSFW. This is a holy place. Act accordingly.
三No spam. Tomatoes are not spam. Other things are.
四Do your daily doodle at bakatako.com. Every day. This is the law.
五The Marked are greater than the Unmarked. The Super Marked are greater still.
六Embrace being a baka. This is non-negotiable.
七Baka Knights enforce the baka peace. Respect them.
八Age limit: 16+. The shrine is holy. Protect it.

奉納 · Community Offerings

Works laid before the shrine by the faithful.
Each one a small act of devotion.

To every baka whose work did not make it into this shrine:

We see you. We honour you.
Your tomatoes have been noted in the celestial ledger.

You are Marked. In our hearts. Always.

— The Shrine Keeper

格付け · BakaBaddie's Number Ratings

these are ratings of the
NUMBERS THEMSELVES
1 through 10. as numerals. on a scale of 1-10.
yes really

purely based on vibes

i reserve the right
to change my mind
at a later date
— BakaBaddie